Dev D , may God save us from this atyachaar!!
There are some things that you just should not do. One thing for example is watching an Anurag Kashyap’s movie. After the last movie with absolutely no sense called “No Smoking”, he is back again with this shitty movie called Dev.D and seriously, after watching it, I want 3 hours of my life back!! I had watched some bad flicks earlier, but adding insult to injury this time are some mindless critics (supposedly on drugs just like Dev) praising this movie!! Times of India gave it 5/5 , HT gave 3.5/5, some even got the balls to stand up and say “go and watch Dev D and be blown away by a sample of what Anurag Kashyap as a director is capable of.” Are you nuts ppl?? How the hell could you give it a 5/5 whereas a masterpiece like The Dark Knight meagerly got 4.5/5 only?? I am even feeling guilty by taking out some time and writing a review for this movie and giving out this space for such movie. Anyways, the plot is the same as original Devdas except that today’s Devdas is modern. Here’s what you get to watch in this movie :
- Some cheap adult comedy to give people a reason to hoot.
- A bunch of crappy “presleys from Patna” showing their ugly & horrible close-up shots to give you a ting of Horror coupled with songs like “emotional atyachaar” that give you a headache.
- Relive some of the recent real life controversies mixed up with otherwise nonsense story to divert audience attention.
- Faltu steamy scenes to cheer up perverts (including critics who gave 5/5 ).
- An abrupt ending with absolutely no clue as to where the movie was meant to be heading and makes you feel like throwing eggs and tomatoes on the screen.
It’s not that everything sucked in this movie. Abhay Deol’s screen presence for one saved the day for this movie and you can appreciate the fact that he’s getting better and better after watching this movie. And also, this movie is indeed going to appeal to those who just don’t give a damn about masala or entertainment value and are there just to appreciate the work of actors. But I am not one of them. I pay money and spend my time to be entertained. If you are of my kind, I would recommend you should totally avoid it.